Showing posts with label Daniel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daniel. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Please Pass the Peas

Daniel does not like peas...
I'm not sure he will forgive me for making him eat half the jar.
Or for posting this picture... he isn't smiling by the way,
He gagged the whole time, but he kept eating... such a trooper.
oh the horror....
It was like a marathon for him, he seemed exhausted when it was all over,
like the Chinese guy who ate the most hot dogs ever....
  look at those sad eyes.... this kid has been scarred for life...
He may never smile again!
He will spend the rest of his days wondering why his mother hated him...
"why did she torture me so?" He will ask his therapist....
What can I do to regain his love???

hmm..... you are my sunshine...my only sunshine.... you make me haaaapppyyyy.....
That's Better.
I'm forgiven... until next time.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Midnight Madness.... 25% off the sleep you thought you'd get !!!

It is almost 1am.....
My throat is sore,
my nose is stuffy,
my toes are numb.....

Yes I have slippers on mom.

Let's Review: 45 minutes ago...I laid down in bed and got comfy.... DING DONG!!!

got a text...

wrote back,,,,

laid down...got comfy cozy....  DING DONG!!!

k...  text back with response that requires NO further response.....

Laid down, snuggle up with Tom.... super comfy....  *contented sigh*

Cue the screaming baby.... *frustrated sigh*
I move around to make Tom aware of the baby situation since he dozed off...
It works and he says "He just needs a pacifier.... I'll go..."
but he does not move ...

so I say " I got it"

He says "no I'll go"....... again very minimal movement..

I know now he is playing the same game I am so I give up and go.

Baby is settled... back in bed.. comfy... drifting to sleep...
Cue the second round of crying from the same disgruntled baby....

Fine.... don't bother hard working husband this time. Go to make a bottle.

And that is when I decided this would be the perfect time for a post about why I picked the name "Mommy @ Midnight".

PS. I typed this all with one finger! Mommy Multitasking :)