Friday, July 30, 2010

Fashion Show

We had LJ babysit last night... 
I would like to say that the children did this to her.
I would be strangely proud if they could drive someone insane in just four hours,
I would also feel better about the fact that I'm losing it slowly...
 but no...  she is always this weird.
Those are her little brothers underpants on her head by the way, my mom found them in her driveway and gave them to me.... 
Only a boy would leave underwear in a driveway... 
only LJ would choose to put them on her head, I bet she drove the whole way home like that too.

Thanks for the night out girls!

moving on...

I was looking through pictures for some writing inspiration today and all I could see was this...
My Children.... have stopped wearing pants.
Of course they are pretty young so the blame for this lies with me.... 
I'm going to blame it on potty training.
He is basically done but he still needs to go a lot and putting his pants back on each time seems silly.
He was watching for the ambulance that was going by.

And then for the baby, 
well... I hate doing laundry... 
so if its hot why dress him?
 Yes he is eating the zhu zhu pet...
his name is spotty and he was not harmed in the making of this photo.
He likes to help me put away the steak knives... 
just kidding... 
I only let them do the butter knives till they turn three.

But I exaggerate...
They are not always half naked.
The future generation, 

I need to remember that these two will be taking care of me someday.
I wonder if they'll dress me in weird outfits when I'm ninety and senile, 
and take pictures to put on facebook.....

I guess if I'm being honest I would hope they do, 
I think a sense a humor will be one of the more important qualities I instill in them.
Maybe I'll pretend to be crazy around eighty-five so I can see what they do... 
Is this becoming inappropriate? 
I think maybe.
Ok I'm done now... for now.