Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Jack the Ripper

I mentioned before that is was a certain little princesses birthday... and even though her gift from us is her party I wanted her to have something small.... (read cheap) on her actual birthday. 
So the night before her birthday, Aunt Sarah came over and let us go on a date and we picked her up a little snow white doll... no big deal.. $4.88 to be exact....

Well her dad gave it to her when he got home on her big day, and she was thrilled... 
clung to it,
slept with it,
ate with it. 
loved that silly little piece of  plastic.... 
then she put it down for a minute. 

And Jack got it...


I took me about 24 hours to get to walmart and buy another one... in that time I heard the question 
"where is my new princess?"  about a thousand time...
followed by
"Ohhhh.... I'm so sad dat I yost her..."
....."Mommy I just don't know where is she?".... 
"can you help me find her?"

So $4.88 turned into... $9.76... fine ... whatever... its her birthday... she is sad... its not her fault...

Two days later... went to feed jack in his cage... and I am once again faced with the horrific scene

Jack the ripper strikes again


There are two other princesses just like this one!! Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty...
WHY THIS ONE AGAIN!!! 
WHY THE ONE SHE IS GOING TO NOTICE IS MISSING!!!???
I guess he doesn't like blonds....

If you are a cute brunette, with fair skin, and and you smell like rubber... watch out...
there is a killer on the loose.

 Don't give me those eyes... your in the dog house buddy... and you owe me $14.96... 

*sigh*

Hi-ho, Hi-ho... its off to Wal-mart I go....