Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Jack the Ripper

I mentioned before that is was a certain little princesses birthday... and even though her gift from us is her party I wanted her to have something small.... (read cheap) on her actual birthday. 
So the night before her birthday, Aunt Sarah came over and let us go on a date and we picked her up a little snow white doll... no big deal.. $4.88 to be exact....

Well her dad gave it to her when he got home on her big day, and she was thrilled... 
clung to it,
slept with it,
ate with it. 
loved that silly little piece of  plastic.... 
then she put it down for a minute. 

And Jack got it...


I took me about 24 hours to get to walmart and buy another one... in that time I heard the question 
"where is my new princess?"  about a thousand time...
followed by
"Ohhhh.... I'm so sad dat I yost her..."
....."Mommy I just don't know where is she?".... 
"can you help me find her?"

So $4.88 turned into... $9.76... fine ... whatever... its her birthday... she is sad... its not her fault...

Two days later... went to feed jack in his cage... and I am once again faced with the horrific scene

Jack the ripper strikes again


There are two other princesses just like this one!! Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty...
WHY THIS ONE AGAIN!!! 
WHY THE ONE SHE IS GOING TO NOTICE IS MISSING!!!???
I guess he doesn't like blonds....

If you are a cute brunette, with fair skin, and and you smell like rubber... watch out...
there is a killer on the loose.

 Don't give me those eyes... your in the dog house buddy... and you owe me $14.96... 

*sigh*

Hi-ho, Hi-ho... its off to Wal-mart I go....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA.....i KNOW you're NOT laughing, but i sure am...and i KNOW it's not supposed to be that funny, but IT IS!!!! OMGosh...there just has to be something (i.e. chemical, smell etc.) in that one particular doll that attracts him, OR maybe he's jealous? lol let's be courteous please and NOT blame it on "blondes"...we enough bad raps!! lol......for heavens sakes Laura...Pleeeeze write a book and make us ALL rich!! filthy rich!! before some of us get too old to enjoy the good life! i may laugh the rest of the night!! and believe me, i NEEDED a good laugh! LOVE YOU!! and i love Jack the Ripper too! :) xoxo AJ

Mama Spud said...

So did she ever get a new doll? Did it survive? Poor Snow White. And she loves all the little animals in the forest too...